Welcome, Cherished Readers

Welcome to The Cat Named Jacque!  Jacque isn't very happy to share his unbelievable true life story with you, but I believe that you will find much inspiration and meaning through it.  First, let's tell you a little bit about Jacque. 

Looking at his majestic form as if for the first time, I pretend to be awed by him.  He reclines easily on one side, a paw stretched out forward toward the sun, in which he bathes.  His eyes shine with ferocity, as if deciding our fates, moment to moment: "To let them live, or not?"  He graciously allows us to live with him in his abode, and in return he demands our best: 84%!  Look at his shining, sleek fur, his rippling muscles, his firm brow...  Jacque!

His life is composed of steady structure, firm eating habits, and an abounding love for the mystery of sleep.  Through the cognitive workings of his twisted little mind, he has published many articles on eating and sleeping; his specialties. 

Right about now I can imagine your minds being blown while you mutter incoherently to yourselves, "How could one cat be so amazing?"  Well, folks, that's what we're here to discuss.  So sit back, grab some catnip, and enjoy this ride.

-A Human Allowed to Live in Jacque's Humble (yet extravagant) Dwelling Place.