About

Jacque is currently fifteen years old, and as grumpy and dignified as comes with the age.  He currently lives in an undisclosed location, in an undisclosed location, in an undisclosed planet, in an undisclosed solar system, in an undisclosed galaxy, in an undisclosed cluster.

He's very high profile and is the only person to have received the Nobel Peace Prize three times.

Some of Jacque's hobbies include oil painting, sculpture, zero waste paper shredding, throwing up, bird watching, eating, and sleeping--mainly sleeping.  But who can blame him, with his life filled with unbelievable true life stories.  There's no reason that they are unbelievable.  Ignore this.

One final word from the cat, Jacque, himself, "I just lost the game."