An Announcement of Great Value and Interest

 Dear Readers,

I now have an Announcement of great Value and Interest.  For your benefit, I have decided to compile a book of stories from my life; a memoir, if you like.  I believe that you will find yourselves inspired by these segments of my unbelievably true life story.  I have faith that my efforts will be rewarded--most likely with another Nobel Peace Prize.  

Therefore keep your eyes peeled as you go throughout your bookstores; you may never know where my soon-to-be book may be lurking.

-Jacque